Sell You My Screenplays, You Retire to Maui

Buy one of my scripts.

Make a ton of money. Move to Orcas Island, Maui, Bali, or some other happy place far, far from d-girls, Chaya, and the Black Tower.

Here are the first ten pages of a few screenplays. If you like one, and are in the Creative Directory, I'll get my agent to send it to you.

SIGNS FOLLOWING

Sundance Screenwriter's Lab finalist, 2002. A man returns to the mountains of Kentucky to see his mother and best friend. His friend asks him to do him a favor and after that, things take a turn for the complicated.

Thriller set in Knoxville. Behind the U.T. Medical center is the only place in the world where they lay dead people out to study them decomposing. Barbara Lamar, large animal vet student, goes up there with some drunk buddies, but what she finds is shattering, and dangerous.

Most recent fan: Rafaella di Laurentiis. A boy learns the facts of life on page one, has his heart broken, and finally discovers what love is all about. A coming of age, romantic comedy set in the South and Manhattan.

Thriller set in N.Y. art world. Actor pretending to be a painter gets involved in murder. And sex. And betrayal.

MUMBO JUMBO

Weird comedy. New Orleans. Nebbishy hit man kills his new girlfriend by accident. Must team up with Voodoo King, her ecological activist partner to bring her back to life.