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VERY BAD THINGS

Getting wedding license. Laura attacks Kyle for not sending the checks for checks.

Estab. Slater. Hard ass real estate agent & philosopher.

They leave for Vegas. Husband promises not to smoke. Adam loves his kids. Laura gives Kyle trouble about chairs. Conflict between Brothers.

Vegas. Party. Wild times. Stripper comes. Kyle won't sleep with her.
Mike does. She dies in bathroom.

After much conflict, they decide to bury her in the desert. Security guard comes. It looks like they're going to get away and Guard sees dead hooker's body. Slater kills him.

They cut up the bodies. Take them to desert. Bury them. Then Adam says they have to put the body parts together. Slater philosophizes. Brothers have conflict. Prayer.

Car wash.

Go home. Laura worries him about chairs. Adam worries security guard had children.

Wedding prep.

Newspaper report. Guard had two kids. Panic.

Slater is going nuts. Adam is angry at his kids. Wound too tight. Nerves. Cops at gas station. He tears up gas station by accident. Gets no candy. Accident, wife breaks nose.

Rehearsal dinner. Adam going quietly nuts. Outside, while Adam melts down, conflict with Laura and Kyle. Mike says Adam is a loser. Adam says he'll turn his brother in. "Loser!" "Murderer!" Mike crashes into Adam's minivan, but Adam gets hit.

Hospital. Cop. Slater goes off on cop who is wondering about argument. Adam asks to see wife. Adam dies.

Slater wonders what Adam told Lois. Mike cracks because he killed his brother. Slater lays pop psychology on them all, says they love each other and love is the strongest thing.

Funeral. Mike cries, cracks up.

Lois calls and says that Adam left a confession.

Lois wants to know what happened in Vegas. Doesn't want to hear from Slater. They all deny. It looks like she's going to call cops and Kyle says Adam slept with a hooker in Vegas.

Slater will take care of Lois.

Kids come to stay with Laura. More conflict over wedding.

Bar. Mike, Guy who never speaks, Kyle talk... INTERCUT with Slater, who is with Lois. He was offended, and he tries to kill her. She fights back... Mike says he'll turn himself in... Lois and Slater fight. Mike is bombed.

Slater calls, says Lois wants to see Mike, to grieve.

Two guys in car while Mike, Slater, go inside. They hear a noise. Slater comes back. "Michael was in love with Lois. Michael killed Adam in a jealous rage. Lois rejected Michael. He strangled her to death. He shot himself in the head. Happens all the time." Slater's all cut up.

Lawyer. Kyle and Laura inherit Adam's kids and their debts. Kids are jerks. Wedding is tomorrow. Kyle tells Laura about killing the hooker, and the security guard, and Lois and Michael. She reams him about the bachelor party. All she wants to do is get married.

Wedding. Seats are not padded.

Slater tells Kyle that he wants the insurance money. They get in a fight. As the wedding procession is happening. Laura comes in and kills Slater with a coatrack, "Stick him in the crapper and get your ass upstairs." Laura walks down aisle.

Slater crawls out of bathroom. They need the rings, but Slater has them. Friend leaves for rings, hits Slater with door, knocks him down stairs and he hits head. Friend reaches in pocket. Slater grabs his hand and then dies. They get married and kiss.

Laura tells Kyle to kill his last friend and get rid of his dog. She asks him if he loves her...

Friend, dog and Kyle drive into desert. They dig up suitcases with bodies in them. They bury Slater. Kyle almost kills Friend, but doesn't. He remembers his friends, then has a head on collision.

Kyle has Adam's awful kids, in a wheelchair and has no legs. Friend is in wheelchair too. Kids hate Kyle and Laura. Laura freaks, wanders howling into street.